Joke of the Day

Hello SnowBlue forum members,
I am going to start a fun a event called "Joke of the Day". This event is mainly to remove you from stress =)


WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:

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Everyone is allowed to join.
What you do is post a joke in this thread, but you can post one joke only per day. If I see someone posting 2 jokes in one day, I will remove 1 joke.

RULES:

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- No spamming in this thread.
- No flaming in this thread.
- No advertising in this thread.
- One joke is allowed per day.
- For "Yo mama jokes" you can post three at maximum per day.

Let the laughing commence


Regards,
Administrator.


Example:
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he asks.

"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

''You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"